Kim and Rick had been messaging each other on Facebook for a few months. Kim posted something to a mutual friend’s Facebook page, it popped up on Rick’s timeline, he messaged her, and the rest was history.
Today, they decided it was time to meet face to face. Rick convinced Kim that they should stay in so he could prepare a romantic dinner at home for her. “A man that could cook?!” She thought to herself, “I must have hit the jackpot”.
He showed up around 7 pm with groceries and drinks in hand. “Two bottles of tequila?” she asked. “One for each of us,” he said.
He went into the kitchen to start preparing Shrimp Alfredo. She followed him and kept him company while he cooked. They talked, laughed, and had a few drinks before sitting down to eat. After dinner, they decided to go into the basement to play pool.
“For every missed shot on the pool table, you have to take of shot of tequila” he said. She laughed and agreed. They were both terrible at pool. It seemed like every round, they were both taking shots. Before they knew it both bottles of tequila were gone and it was almost midnight. Kim didn’t even realize how drunk she was until she tried to walk up the stairs but found that they only way she could make her way upstairs was to crawl.
The next day, Kim woke up in bed still fully dressed with no idea how she got there. Rick was gone. The kitchen was clean and details from the night before were a complete blur. Kim would have even thought the whole date was just a dream if she wouldn’t have woken up to text from Rick.
“Last night was fun…” it read. “But you’re heavy.”
Kim was so embarrassed but still agreed go out with him the next day when he asked. Two years later, Rick asked Kim to marry him and the two lived happily ever after… well kind of. Rick still buys two bottles of tequila every weekend, but he never cooked again.
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