By: Toni
Toni sat on his grandmother’s couch tapping her foot on the floor and her nails on her phone in synchronization. She was patiently, impatiently waiting for him to return from the store with condoms. She tried to stay cool (literally), but with her skin sticking to the plastic of the couch, it was almost impossible. If she didn’t know any better, she would have thought the living room was prohibited. The essence of the room looked as if it was screaming “Kids do not enter.” She thought of exiting the living room, but declined her own offer because in a few minutes, she would no longer be a kid so those terms didn’t apply to her.
With her birthday just passing, Toni was a newly turned 16 year old and was preparing to have sex for the first time. As nervous as she was, she was ready to get it over with. In her mind, it was her rites of passage into adulthood and she couldn’t wait to get back to school to join the “V- card revoked” club. She got up to grab a snack from the fridge, but thought about her breath no longer smelling like fresh mint for their first kiss and quickly changed her mind. She wanted the night to be magical like in the movies!
As soon as Toni sat back down, he came walking through the door smiling from ear to ear. He pulled out the condom before he even stepped both feet into the house.
Her eyes lit up. “Magnum?”
“Yup.” he boasted.
Toni closed her eyes, said a quick prayer, and sat there with a half smile on her face. He sensed her nervousness and asked her if she’s okay. Toni nodded with hesitation. She sat up on the edge of the couch and waited for him to bring her into his bedroom. He had other plans.
“Are you ready?” he asked.
“Are we doing it here?”
He replied, “Yea. My room ain’t clean right now.”
“Uhh okay.” I can’t believe I’m about to lose my virginity on this God forbidden plastic ass couch.
“You ready?” he asked again becoming slightly impatient.
“I’m ready,” she replied.
The two words were music to his ears.
Before she knew it, her sandals were in opposite directions of the room, shorts behind the couch, and panties tangled around her ankles barely making it off of her legs. She waited on him to unhook her bra her and caress her breasts, but he never got to it. He didn’t even take her shirt off! She spent an abundance of time preparing for this night and getting her under garments color coordinated just for him to not even pay attention to the matching bra and panty set. She was livid.
He ripped open the gold wrapper with his teeth, quickly put the condom on, spread her legs apart and went between them. And that was exactly where he stayed… the entire time. He stroked back and forth between her legs as she laid there wondering where the pain was that she was supposed to feel. She laid there waiting on the pleasure heard so many great things about. She was waiting on a feeling… any kind of feeling. If this is what sex feels like, I can do without it, she thought. She looked up into his eyes as he smirked breathing heavily on top of her until he reached his climax.
“Damn that was good.” He said in between breaths while rolling off of her.
She sat up in silence.
“You good?”
“Are you sure you’re not a virgin?” she asked
“What chu you mean? No I ain’t no damn virgin and neither are you… anymore.” He chuckled.
“Nah. I am.” She stood up and began searching for her clothes. While making sure to not make eye contact she told him, “You just lost your virginity to my thighs.”
Disappointed and awkwardly relieved at the same time, she left his grandmother’s house with no plans to return.
At least she gets a second chance at her first time. Not many people are lucky enough to have that luxury.
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